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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

my egg roll

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Error 37.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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