- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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I was watching Fox news.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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