- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

European on my shoes, buddy.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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