- Anti Joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Velcro. What a rip off.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.