- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Has u seen my grammar?

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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