Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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The global news

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Manchester City

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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