- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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