- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I was watching Fox news.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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