- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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