What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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field day?

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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