- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

G:nock nock B:come in!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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