- Anti Joke

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad