how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Caramel Boing.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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