What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

And you honored it I see :P

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Badabing.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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