- Anti Joke

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.