Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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123 f*ck off

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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I'm gay.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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