- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Chris is hairy

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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