- Anti Joke

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.