- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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