Moooo

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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