- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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