- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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