Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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