- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

get in the car.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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