- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Sir, your wife is dead

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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