- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

poopy is poopy

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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