- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

poopy is poopy

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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