- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

drugs.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A dancer walks into a barre

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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