Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

13 =B you just learned something

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...