- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

poopy is poopy

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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