Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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