- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

what has genitial warts? me

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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