- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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