- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

ask me if im a door yes

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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