- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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