- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

womans having rights.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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