- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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