- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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