- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Im cute hehehee

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Obama

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Barack Obama.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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