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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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