- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Anthony sucks

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