- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why dont they make black forks

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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