Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Fine, ladies first.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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women's rights

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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