- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than this That :(

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

The holocaust

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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