Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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PENIS that is all

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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