Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

womens rights

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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