- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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