A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...