- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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