- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Set up Punch line.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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