Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

an american walks out of a strip club.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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