- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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