- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

don't just stand there

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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