You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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