Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

The holocaust

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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