Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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