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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Your mother is so fat.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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