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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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