- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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