- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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