If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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