- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What is the meaning of life? 42

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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