- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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