Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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your mum

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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AIDS

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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