- Anti Joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater