Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Knock knock *open*

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

save me from the nothing ive become

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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