Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

you dint have to be a jew matt

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

the redsox

What comes after 69? 70

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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