A American seeking into mexico

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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yada yada

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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