- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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