- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

I named my son ps2 controller

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Gretta has five legs? -no

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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