What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Guess what? You guessed it.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Badabing.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Mahmy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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