- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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