Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Get it? More.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

N-E Pats never cheated

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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