What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Trump will make America great again.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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mark is life

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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