- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Trump will make America great again.

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