- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

cool

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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