Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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