- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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