- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A Pakistani news reader.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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