- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call an arab ?

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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