A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I named my son ps2 controller

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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