Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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