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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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