A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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